Popcorn That Hadn't Been Popped

Weekly Report

“HELLO AGAIN”, SAYS MS. FORTE. “WE APOLOGIZE FOR OUR PAPER BEING ABSENT FOR THESE THREE WEEKS. WE HAD A…….. COMPUTER PROBLEM.”

“PLEASE TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND”, CONTINUES MS. FORTE “ THAT BLACK FRIDAY APPROACHES, IT’S THE PERFECT TIME TO BUY THAT THING YOU’VE BEEN HANKERING ON BUYING FOR THE LAST MONTH, BUT SOMETHING HAS BEEN STOPPING YOU FROM PUSHING THE BUY BUTTON. THE PRICE!  IT’S ALWAYS JUST 10 DOLLARS TOO MUCH. ISNT IT?”

"BLACK FRIDAY IS THE TIME THAT PRICES ARE LESS THAN THEY SHOULD BE. BLACK FRIDAY IS THE TIME YOU CAN GET 20% OFF
ON YOUR CHRISTMAS DECOR AND PRESENTS FOR YOUR LOVED ONES."         



Miss Deeda's Remarks:

“HI!” SAYS MS. DEEDA “ EVERYONE LOVES ME! GOD LOVES ME, GOD LOVES ME EVEN MORE. EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL , JUST LIKE MOM IS BEAUTIFUL, AND DAD IS HANDSOME. WE WILL BE MISSIONARIES." MISS DEEDA'S BOOK RECOMMENDATION IS PASTED BELOW.  


Book Recommendation:





Poem from: "Something Big Has Been Here"

 THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN
IT ROCKETED INTO THE AIR,  
IT KNOCKED EVERY PLATE OFF THE TABLE ,
AND PARTLY DEMOLISHED THE CHAIR.  

IT RICOCHETED INTO A CORNER,
AND BURST WITH A DEAFENING BOOM, 

IT SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE KITCHEN,
COMPLETELY OBSCURING THE ROOM.  

IT STUCK TO THE WALLS AND THE WINDOWS, 
IT TOTALLY COATED THE FLOOR, 
THERE WAS TURKEY ATTACHED TO THE CEILING,
WHERE THERE HAD NEVER BEEN TURKEY BEFORE,  

IT BLANKETED EVERY APPLIANCE,
IT SMEARED EVERY SAUCER AND BOWL, 
THERE WASN'T A WAY I COULD STOP IT,
THAT TURKEY WAS OUT OF CONTROL.  

I SCRAPED AND I SCRUBBED WITH DISPLEASER, 
I THOUGHT WITH CHAGRIN AS I MOPPED,
THAT I'D NEVER AGAIN STUFF A TURKEY, 
WITH POPRCORN THAT HADN'T BEEN POPPED,  


Recipe of the Week: From melskitchencafe.com

HEALTHY APPLESAUCE OAT MUFFINS 

PEARS PRESS GIVES THIS ONE 4 STARS ****

11/28   THANKGIVING
11/17   LEONID METEOR SHOWER








  








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